WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER

I got this as an e-mail and had to pass it on!!! ENJOY reading!!! ps...don't know why it has all the <<<>>> from such simple creatures? Your>last name stays>>> put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take>>> care>of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.>>> You can be President.>You can never be pregnant. You>>> can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.>You can>>> wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell>>> you the>truth. The world is your urinal. You never>>> have to drive to another gas>station restroom>>> because this one is just too icky. You don't have to>>>>stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.>>> Same work, more>pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding>>> dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.>People never stare at>>> your chest when you're talking to them. The>>>>occasional well-rendered belch is practically>>> expected. New shoes don't>cut, blister, or mangle>>> your feet. One mood all the time. Phone>>>>conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know>>> stuff about tanks. A>five-day vacation requires only>>> one suitcase. You can open all your own>jars. You>>> get extra credit for the slightest act of>>> thoughtfulness.>If someone forgets to invite you, he>>> or she can still be your friend.
>more than enough. You almost never have strap>>> problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles>>> in your clothes. Everything on your face\u003cbr /\>>stays its>>> original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,>>> maybe\u003cbr /\>>decades. You only have to shave your face and>>> neck. You can play with\u003cbr /\>>toys all your life. Your>>> belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet\u003cbr /\>>and>>> one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can>>> wear shorts\u003cbr /\>>no matter how your legs look. You can>>> "do" your nails with a pocket\u003cbr /\>>knife. You have>>> freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You>>>\u003cbr /\>>can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on>>> December 24 in 25\u003cbr /\>>minutes.>>> No wonder men are happier.