Bergen's songs

Bergen loves making up songs...so the other day, I wrote them down as he was singing. Sorry you missed the performance..his tunes are definitely original :)

1. EveryBODY needs to be a MORMON! Because we don't DRINK Cofffff---eeeee!

2. This is my rock and ro-oll!

I'll take your rock and put it in a HOLE!

Because I'm bad, I mean GOOD! I'm sooo good!

3. Get out Get out (click click)

4. When you're a Mormon! Jesus will pri-tect you from Sa-TAN! He's rude and Jesus is nice. And Jesus was a baby and when everyone does something good then he will get a smile on his face. then he will become a man. But last time Joseph was his dad but Jehovah was Jesus' DAD! I fink Jehovah is Heavenly Father name and Heavenly Father isn't Jesus...DUH!